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Oct 31st Cyberclinic: Pointlessly pimping your gadgets  Link
Oct 30th Currently in a Norwegian restaurant. Can’t think of a joke other than “nul points”, but actually it’s quite good.  Link
Oct 30th I’m in a new band called “Gentleman’s Agreement”. Haha. We’re like The Doobie Brothers. If you’re smooth as fuck and play bass, we need you.  Link
Oct 30th Just had so many attempts at typing the word “benign” that I actually started laughing out loud. In a room. On my own.  Link
Oct 30th Utterly, utterly bewitched by a Max Tundra song. Man, man. I think I need to give up creating stuff, fullstop. http://is.gd/5duR.  Link
Oct 30th I’m feeling particularly gubernatorial this morning.  Link
Oct 29th Sometimes I wish the BBC wasn’t funded by a license fee, purely to stop Daily Mail-reading simpletons from screeching in blind fury.  Link
Oct 29th Cyberclinic: What does “unlimited” mean? If anything?  Link
Oct 29th Oh, great. 18,000 small-minded, nimby, anti-BBC crusaders have got their way. Brand and Ross are dicks, but for crying out loud.  Link
Oct 29th #109: Virtual Crime  Link
Oct 28th OMG! They’ve changed Facebook! Put it back the way it was! Sorry, bored.  Link
Oct 28th I’m afraid I slept with your granddaughter. Sorry about that.  Link
Oct 28th Wow. I have just received some INCREDIBLY exciting news. Not really. Bloody Tuesdays, I dunno.  Link
Oct 27th Further to last update: It’s the whole of “Faith”. People would be throwing themselves on the fire, if it wasn’t gas.  Link
Oct 27th Local pub. Pint. Book. And “The Drowning Man” by The Cure on the jukebox. So, uh, this is what old age is going to be like.  Link
Oct 27th Is anyone else getting emailed three times every time someone invites them to a Facebook event? Sheesh.  Link
Oct 27th Cyberclinic: Copy, paste – can’t be that difficult, surely?  Link