Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Quadruple Chocolate Cookies

Decadently rich chocolate cookies, bulging with milk, white and dark
chocolate chunks and finished with a base of smooth milk chocolate

Bulging with milk? Shoot the copywriter… Surely this skimping on creative
resources will undoubtedly rebound on Sainsbury's, when they get sued by
angry customers who expected their biscuits to resemble large containers of
rich, dairy goodness.

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I'm listening to these Rock Follies CDs I bought recently, and remembering
singing along with them when I was 5/6 years old, when my dad used to play
them in the car. I'm slightly embarrassed that I must have persistently
squeaked out words such as “w@nkers” and “p!ss”, as that kind of language
isn't tolerated in the Marsden household even now. Maybe my parents viewed
it as an important artistic development on my part. Anyway, I'm enjoying
them as much as my dad did when he was my age, which makes me feel slightly
odd.