In the post office I saw someone sporting the latest SW London fashion:

Has anyone else seen anything similar? She looked like a fairly normal human being, but the state of her trousers has clearly has not been achieved by accident. In fact, it looked carefully styled. I'm at a loss to explain the reason, unless she was half way through taking them up and then just thought, ah, f*ck it, no-one will notice.

In other news, I found myself in the supermarket at lunchtime, looking at some cress. And then thinking, you know what, that cress would be really nice in a sandwich, before actually Buying Some Cress. I'm really not sure what's wrong with me. Cress. One can rarely impress with cress, as the Cress Marketing Board never advised us during a 1983 marketing campaign.