My girlfriend has demanded a blog entry, which is tempting fate, isn't it, considering I've done nothing of interest over the past 4 days except move hurriedly from bedroom to bathroom and back again.

Um.

The following things have amused me since gastro-nightmare kicked in on Monday:

http://www.randomurl.com/images/deafkaraoke.wmv

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/sincity.htm (List down the right hand side, particularly)

http://www.dallascursefreetv.com/ (Make sure you press one of the “play” buttons.)

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I've been trying to speak to someone from a pirate radio station for a piece I'm writing. None of them answer their bloody emails. You'd have thought that they would enjoy the publicity, wouldn't you. And I'm certainly not going to ring the mobile number that they bellow at you over the airwaves, lest I inadvertently expose myself to an enormous “Big Up to the Rhodri Massive”.