While reading about the revalations brought to us by the undercover Daily
Mirror reporter, I was surprised and disappointed to learn that the Queen's
evening viewing schedule often includes “Kirsty's Home Videos.” I can't
imagine what a horribly skewed impression our reigning monarch has of us,
her loyal subjects. She must imagine that we're equally divided between
kow-towing, cap-doffing, smartly dressed automatons who wait in queues in
order to shake her hand and say “Ma'am” lot, and overweight numbskulls who
plough head first into closed patio doors before deciding to erect a number
of highly unstable hammocks in the garden.

I suggest she adds the gritty realism of Blue Peter to her list, to help her
understand a bit more how we really feel.