So, the Morrissey album is surprisingly good. Now all I have to do is expand those 2 words to about 700.

I'm feeling grotty, and I'm wondering if the mushrooms that have started growing out of the damp patch in my hallway are spewing out health-threatening spores. I don't know whether to scrape them off and risk my health still further, or to leave them for builders to deal with on Wednesday, when they remove the whole ceiling to find out what on earth is going on. I've never had a ceiling removed before. I'm kind of looking forward to it. Strange to have to pay money for that kind of entertainment, though.

So, tonight Mr Steiner and I are back on Resonance FM at 8.30-10pm, here. We're planning a phone in called “Namedrops Keep Falling On My Head.” It might even be worth listening to. You have my permission. In fact I insist.

Ugh. I do feel lousy. I've definitely got to scrape those mushrooms off. I just have to remember not to put them in an omelette for my tea.