I love this, regarding the US TV viewer who got worked up about the famous Janet Jackson breast-baring incident.

Mr Stephenson filed a claim in small claims court because information in TV previews led him to believe the half-time show would include marching bands, balloons and patriotic celebration. But he said the show featured simulated sex by some dancers and rock star Kid Rock wearing the US flag as a poncho.

I'm glad I'm not spending Christmas with Mr Stephenson. I think there would end up being some ugly scuffles over the brandy butter. I don't mean we'd argue about brandy butter, I mean we'd argue about how stupid he is while eating some brandy butter.

I've brought in CD2 of this Wombles collection to listen to at work. It's stunning. I was going to blather on about it here, but then i remembered that I already did so on this journal last August. I made the perceptive comment:

Some might say that Mike Batt shot himself in the foot by taking on a commission that required him to include the word “Womble” every 15-20 seconds. Personally I believe that creativity springs from having restrictions placed on you. Which is why I've now decided to write an album about tigers.

Which I still stand by, although I've failed to write the album about tigers, you'll be shocked and disappointed to hear.

EDIT: take note of what Host have to say, here. Single of the week on 6Music's breakfast show! Yay! Although the story about Bedroom Bully has upset me a little.